The Guy Who's on a Bicycle Trip of El Fiji Grande is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Phillips with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 28.48 billion Fijians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fiji City. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian economy, worth a remarkable 6,317 trillion Chunks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,821 Chunks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, buildings are experiencing some new ten-ants, Prime Minister Oliver Phillips has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and "The Pride of the Fijian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El Fiji Grande's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

El Fiji Grande is ranked 231,058^th in the world and 9^th in Taijitu for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.